“THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING FRECKLES”

drawn and written by Donny Smutz

Would you believe,

as crazy as this might sound,

I was walking down the street

and found some missing freckles on the ground?

I know what you're thinking,

and of course, I would agree:

finding missing freckles is such

a strange anomaly.

Now, missing your cat?

I completely understand.

And losing your dog?

We've all been there firsthand.

Your hamster gone missing?

Your fish gone fishing?

Your turtle too slow

to even bother to go?

Maybe your bird flew

south for the winter.

Highly likely your pet snake

is in your printer!

But freckles gone missing?

This is strange but true!

And if you don't mind me asking,

"Do they belong to you?"